After Yom Kippur, here's some humor for you))

Q: What do you call a Jewish Marshall arts champion ?

A: Jew Jitsu.

Q: What is the proper blessing to recite before logging on to the Internet?

A: "Modem anachnu...

Q: Did you hear about the Jewish ATM?

A: When you take out some money, it says to you, what did you do with the last $50 I gave you?

Q. How does Moses make his tea?

A: Hebrews it.