- Celia! Sho vie not ask how I live?

- Celia! Sho vie not ask how I live?

- Rose, both vie live?

- Oh, Celia, do not ask!

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- Say Mony, you still beat the referendum?

- Bill.

- And sho results?

- 97% for joining Russia.

- And why are these 97% still wanted to join Russia?

- Because they harassed the remaining 3%.

- Yes sho vie talking about?

- A ve sho, doubt? Taki ve no doubt. Here in Russia, too, a lot of Russian, and after all the trouble they had because of the Jews.

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Abram, you have heard what the panic was yesterday on the New York Stock Exchange?

- A sho happened there?

- The dollar fell.

- Ha, and you call that a panic, and I listen to you?

Yeah you know what the panic was at last year's Privoz when Misha Friedman had fallen out of his pocket just two dollars ...